Townies! By Purekin

Many townies often make fun of their name.

'Oh no, You're calling me a townie!' These kind of lines prove the inferiority in knowledge they have. They will never understand what a townie is, because they simply can't grasp it.

A townie is a faceless person. They live in big communities, and get controlled by the mass' hierarchy. They live all their lives in crowds, thus making them unknown and unimportant. They care little about themselves, they can easily backstab, they empty their bowel-buckets out of the windows, between buildings...

They are brainwashed and judged constantly by people in the higher hierarchy, people who have titles. Townies work all their lives under the command of someone with a name, even though this person is as important as anybody else. They do not grasp that a title is abstract, not-existant, and go thinking their superior is better than them.

Townies only live because of their dreams, impossible goals. 'I will be very strong!', 'I will be very rich!'; they dream of what never could be completed.

We, the barbarians, live in a rather small community in the wilderness, making every one of us important to each other. We are brethren... The most of us live our lives simply doing what we want, and do not aim at impossible dreams. We understand that nobody has any right to give us orders; they can only give suggestions.

Townies can't grasp these concepts. If they cannot understand something this simple, How else can we rid them of their mistery besides pounding their heads open? They are to be pitied..

- Sister Purekin